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Deadlands Season Two: Home On The Range
by invisible_fool (
at June 13th, 2012 (03:23 am)
: Buddhist nurse in a murdering mood.
:Pinkerton with a Plan.
: Evil devil-child of annoyance.
: British British tea British.
: He sent Mr Smith here.
: How do you know he’s called Mr Smith?
: I don’t.
: The correct name for unidentified bodies is John Doe.
: Well maybe in America...
: This is America! And he’s probably American!
: Queen’s English, bitch.
: I’m sorry who makes you better?
: [Awkward pause] You do.
: One minute you’re a sovereign, next you’re a bitch.
After deciding not to mention the walking dead to the landlord
: One moment, I think the dead body is moving again-
: My job is the exact opposite of what you’ve done!
: I can shoot him in the face. That’s been my backup plan since I met him.
: [Sincerely] That’s reassuring.
: you ask him to dispose of many dead bodies?
: Define “dispose”...
: I mean “duh” Cassie.
: The Indians go down with the ease of practice-
(sniggering, mostly from Cassie and Herbert)
: tee hee, tee hee... blowjobs.
: You killed me!
: Buddah understood, that totally didn’t count.
On making tea
Stream there, fire there.
Ah, al fresco.
Party meets a rather unsettling gentlemen in a hooded cloak.
: It’s Eddie!
: Surprise Cass! I’m on stilts!
: Why does [Eddie] get quotes when he’s not here?
: Like the squirrel?
: Hai guyz! I’m bak!
No-one ever asks – worst Indian name ever
: Get out of my way! I’ve got an axe and I’m in a murdering mood!
: Not really, I’m not in control of my mind and I’m very aware of your position.
: Oh you want to kill me then.
: It seems I do.
Posted by: N-Akizuki (
June 14th, 2012 03:57 pm (UTC)
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