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Deadlands Season Two: Field Trip
by invisible_fool (invisible_fool)
at June 18th, 2012 (12:37 am)

Th​e Cast-
Carrie: Strict Buddhist nanny nurse.
Cassie: Derple Pinkterton Agent.
Charlotte: Rebellious teenager.
Herbert: Great British Hunter.




Herbert: I completely forgot you were legitimately employed.
Carrie:  Slips the mind don’t it?
Herbert: Never seems to come up in civilised conversation.
Cassie: That’s the point of being a secret agent.

Cassie: What is secunded? Is that a type of tree?

(On the subject of hunting)
Carrie: Why...would you...want to do...that?

Herbert: We’re going into the Everglades to shoot zombies and crocodiles. What more could we want?
Cassie: What the hell kind of camping trips do you have in England?
Herbert: Very boring ones.

(After getting a spiffy new uniform)
Cassie OOC: No-one’s gonna notice my new clothes then?
Carrie: You look cleaner!

(Still on the subject of the spiffy new uniform)
Herbert: Most people tend to lose weight when they wear black.
(General IC consensus of horror)
Herbert: I’m just saying it works perfectly for her figure!
Cassie: ...Herbert, go to your room and pack.

Herbert: I’m good at stalking.

(Charlotte demonstrating dyslexic confusion)
Charlotte OOC: It’s in your right hand (raises right hand)
Pause
Others OOC: Weren’t you supposed to raise your left hand?
Charlotte OOC: ...My point made

Charlotte OOC: I've noticed that when Herbert tells me to do something I ignore him, when Cassie tells me I argue then disobey and when Carrie tells me I argue then do it.

(After Charlotte has a special dream, Cassie is forced to give "The Talk". Please note Cassie is lapsed Catholic IC)
Cassie: [...] and you're about the age when, well, girls start noticing boys - or in this case girls not that there's anything wrong with that-
Others OOC: Well it kind of is...
Cassie OOC: Shut up! The Bible doesn't say nothing about lesbians!



Comments

Posted by: canray (canray)
Posted at: June 18th, 2012 01:45 am (UTC)
Guns!

"Herbert: We’re going into the Everglades to shoot zombies and crocodiles. What more could we want?
Cassie: What the hell kind of camping trips do you have in England?
Herbert: Very boring ones."

Why do you think they colonized Africa? ;-P

Posted by: fearpatientmen (fearpatientmen)
Posted at: June 22nd, 2012 05:59 pm (UTC)

It was there.

Posted by: canray (canray)
Posted at: June 22nd, 2012 08:29 pm (UTC)
Guns!

OK, that too.

Posted by: evilbilbo (evilbilbo)
Posted at: June 19th, 2012 05:36 pm (UTC)

Just be thankful she was a farm girl so knows where babies come from, it was just everything else you had to explain :p

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