The CastCARRIE: A Buddhist.CASSIE: An Agent.CHARLOTTE: A Teenager.HERBERT: A British.RYAN: A Reporter.HERBERT OOC: Is that Boss hyphen Tweed?GM: 'Boss' is a nickname.CASSIE OOC: Yes, the lawyer did pro bono cases for Bonio and Rover.HERBERT: I've no doubt that Carrie will be prodding you, Charlotte.(beat)HERBERT: Not in that way.RYAN: I thought kraken lived in the abyssal trenches?CASSIE (sarcastically): Well, ain't you educated?HERBERT: You are turning into a bit of an alcoholic.CASSIE: What do you mean, 'a bit'?HERBERT: I can't dispute that.RYAN: As a gentleman, you should!CASSIE: We haven't tried to injure him because he's British yet.RYAN: What have you tried to injure him for?CASSIE OOC: Why's the GM laughing?GM: Because Herbert just mentioned having points in swimming.CASSIE OOC: Oh, yeah. Hee hee hee.HERBERT: I don't feel safe around you anymore.CASSIE: Why did you ever?HERBERT: ... you haven't shot me?CASSIE:What gave you the idea I wouldn't shoot you?CHARLOTTE OOC: One's got a private army and the other one's scary. Together, they are crime!CASSIE: So other than the fact he tried to drown Charlotte, why are we killing this guy again?RYAN: I could turn into a raven.CASSIE: I don't think that's gonna help.HERBERT: It never helps.CASSIE OOC: Pull those fuckin' claws in, kitten! Wanna cut a bit deeper?HERBERT: My wealth is invested. Industrially and trains.RYAN: Can I suggest we don't blow anyone up?CASSIE: THERE IS NO FUCKIN' QUOTA! WE DO NOT HAVE TO BLOW ANYTHING UP! WHY DON'T YOU TRY HARDER NOT TO?CASSIE OOC: Goddammit, Edd- Ryan – whoever you are, shut the hell up!RYAN: I'm gonna hit the bar and thus the woman. Well, you understand, I'm not gonna hit the woman.CASSIE: Given she was prosecuted for killing her abusin' husband, good move.CASSIE OOC (lecturing Charlotte): No! Daddy will smack!CASSIE OOC: Let me get this straight. One of us is on her own?CARRIE OOC: It's OK, I'm meditating.RYAN OOC: Allow me to translate. She's also got her eyes shut.CASSIE: You... fruity... useless... British...CASSIE OOC: SHE'S SAYING YOU HAVE NO PENIS!HERBERT: It may have sounded like Mistress but I said Miss.GM: What does that word say? (about a letter this NPC wrote)CARRIE: What do you think it says?GM: Better get your bluff dice out, Carrie.RYAN OOC: Not enough bluff dice in the world.GM: Only one here and she can't read or shoot.CARRIE: What can I say, I'm the moral centre.CARRIE: I NEED AN ADULT WHO CAN READ AND SHOOT THINGS!RYAN: Wait, hang on, the handwriting's not yours, Carrie.RYAN: I don't know what actually happened, all I know is three of us heard an extra syllable.CASSIE: I can change.RYAN: Go on, then.CASSIE: No, don't wanna.HERBERT: I'm gonna fuckin' murder someone.(Herbert's mispronunciation brings bears into the conversation)CASSIE: This has no bearing on the situation! I think it's rather polarizing.GM: Since when have you people ever had a positive working relationship?RYAN OOC: I have. Not with these people, but I have.RYAN: I wouldn't let Herbert rub off on you.CASSIE: I don't think he swings that way.RYAN: Women, or American?CARRIE: We've blown New York up?CARRIE: What hospital is it? No one's said yet.RYAN OOC: St. Not-Relevant's!RYAN OOC: Oh, come on, there's a perfectly good gun and burger shop downtown!HERBERT: That, sir, is a cad thing to do.GM: You just used an insult that made your friends laugh at you.RYAN: Yeah, that is starting to sound like an Epitaph story, isn't it? An epitaph for that witness.HERBERT OOC: We're being affirmative!CARRIE OOC: If I was looking for guns, I'd walk down the road until I found a gunshop.GM: Which road?CARRIE OOC: Whichever one we're on.CASSIE: Ur a jeenius! I haz guns.CHARLOTTE OOC: Bubblegum and rainbows and ponies and Carrie's farts.CASSIE OCC: What are you blithering about?CHARLOTTE OOC: Things that sparkle!CASSIE: It seems like we might all die, so I just want you to know, I despise you all.CARRIE: Ah was about to hit her in the face, an' prob'ly not do much damage.GM: Are you just assuming everything Herbert does is wrong?CASSIE OOC: Yes.CASSIE: I just want to say I really hate my job.CASSIE: I hate you.HERBERT: I hate YOU.GM: Wow, Charlotte's really comfortable with dead children. Wonder why.[beat]GM:It's funny because your family are all dead.CASSIE: You know, for once, this child's death is not my fault.CARRIE OOC: My guts check is 31.CASSIE OOC: WHOA. You're all the way to getting off on this!