I WILL FIGHT YOU ALL!

"Fuck me, I guess the subliminal SCIENTOLOGY banners didn't work the magic I thought they would.

NO MATTER!!!

I have a TALE to share with you all, my new best friends.

Yesterday katie_holmly (the little woman) and I jetsetted to Rome with my kids. Sorry not_a_witch (Nic), next time I'll leave a note. But it's not like they flew out of your kooch, so there's no real emotional attachment there!!!!!!"

Hey. Okay, we got into Rome and immediately the kids started getting grabby. katie_holmly (Katie) was looking preeeeettty annoyed, so I was like, rock, we'll just get rid of the kids. If I know anything about PSYCHOLOGY it's that it's a bunch of horseshit, and also, you have to let children explore for themselves.

We dropped the little shits off at the Trevy Fountain and were done with it. Oh, don't give me that look. I left them some money.


-Tom Cruise(cruiseology) on the community celebs_on_crack